A Sleep-Deprived Gremlin In A Trench Coat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Fanfiction Prompt

Gabriel Akumatizes a surgeon who lost a young child on the operating table. Asclepius is born, the great healer. For hours he walks the halls of the city's hospitals, curing everything and anything. Cancer, Alzheimer's, broken bones, all manner of ailments. Then, raising the child he'd lost. Raising others gone before their time. Until Hawkmoth issues the ultimatum.

"Bring me Ladybug and Chat Noir's Miraculouses, or I will take your powers. Succeed, and you may keep them forever."

A relatively short fight follows, for Asclepius is a healer, not a fighter. As Ladybug prepares to cast the cure, she's surrounded and accosted by tearful people.

"Don't do it!" "I had cancer!" "I was dying!" "My son was dead, and he brought him back! You'll kill my son!"

To their horror, she casts it anyway. As the ladybugs clear, everyone is still fine.

"It's the Miracle Cure," she says, "not the Miracle Reset. It's intended to correct misuse of Miraculous magic by people with ill will or corrupted hearts. What we saw today was the closest thing to the correct, intended use of the butterfly in over 180 years."

Later, Felix calls Gabriel, "Congratulations uncle, how's Aunt Emilie?"

"What are you talking about!? You know exactly how she's doing! I was once again thwarted in my attempt to secure Ladybug and Chat Noir's Miraculouses."

"I… you… you know your Akuma… like… raised the dead. Right?"

"Yes? What of it?"

"He… let's see, according to the news sites, he is known to have raised a child that he'd lost during an operation several hours earlier, raised a fully autopsied body, raised someone decapitated in a severe industrial accident, and even raised someone who had just been cremated."

"So? The powers of the Miraculous are great, infinite, what is your point?!"

"So… you had a guy on the hook who could, and did, literally turn a pile of charred bone dust back into a living breathing human… and you diDN'T THINK TO SAY 'HEY, I'VE GOT A DEAD BODY IN MY BASEMENT I WANT YOU TO COME LOOK AT?!"

"I…"

"Goodbye uncle…"

Prompt by Tiwaz

release-the-sheep
ernasd

oh this is a life saver

gallusrostromegalus

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

petermorwood

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

release-the-sheep
beemovieerotica

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

theunvanquishedzims

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

rnoonpie
frankpunisher

this is very important. how do you use the 🙃 emoji

annoyed/angry

happy/silly

something else (rb and add in tags)

shoku-and-awe

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THANK YOU for saying “grin and bear it” @fenneko — while I stand by “comically futile despair,” I now realize that this is often my しょうがない or 我慢 (or even "hahahahaha FUCK") emoji

darkersolstice

#much like a flag the upside down smiley is a quiet sign of distress (tag via @ladyshinga)

outlying-hyppocrate
daily---toks

Imagine making a small talk with your barista and they slide their social battery badge down a level

evelin-lmh

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OMG I bought that pin last week and it arrived today!

*For the people asking I bought the pin HERE

xxchinbo

imagine sliding this down mid conversation lmao

despoinanyx

In a good day I'm in yellow ngl...

sonnetseven

You're at a lunch with friends when they all stop talking.

They were distracted by the low health sound of your social health bar

Do-do do-do do-do

mememuseumofhistory

I need this for... reasons.

apocalypticjay

you know what? this sort of thing should be normalized. if im talking to someone, and they feel like they need a social break, let them use this! plus it might help people who have trouble telling where they're at on that scale

223-jay

BRB BOUGHT TO GO ORDER ASAP

cerberuschaos

Me too man, me too

sharpasanaro

I need this so bad

baronfulmen

All I can picture is my wife making eye contact with me at a party and sliding it aaaassaaaaall the way down as a way of telling me she'd like to leave now.